Friday 6 January 2017

The Driver and the pastor



As i was in a bus yesterday going to Enugu from Oji-River local Government in Enugu state, our driver stopped at Night-Mile to complete his bus, he saw a pastor going to Enugu…
Driver: Oga where are you going to?
Pastor: Am going to Enugu.
Driver: Open the door and enter.
Pastor: You don’t have a conductor?
Driver: hmmm...for this January?...do have still have Assistant pastor in your church?
Pastor: Abeg, let’s start going.
Driver: Na you first ask o.
Then the driver reaches half way to Enugu, Then;
Pastor: Driver how much are you collecting from that place you picked me to Enugu.
Driver: We collect #150
Pastor: I don’t have such money with me here, what I use to pay before is #70 but I will give you #100 and that’s all I have  here for now.
Driver: hmmm
We reach at a point, the pastor started; pre….pre…praise the living God, we echo Hallelujah in a loud voice, then the driver looked at us and node his head with no joy,
The pastor preached about Cultivating in God’s vineyard so that God will do a great thing in your life…then after that he prayed when we were already at the last bus –stop.
Driver: This is my last bus-stop, who has not given me his money in this bus.
All of us had paid from the main park remaining the past we picked along.
Driver: Pastor where is your money?
Pastor: driver calm down, here is your money.
Driver: wait o...how much is this, you are giving me #100.
Hahaha the driver jumped out met the pastor, and asked for the remaining money the pastor told him that was all he could give at the moment. Our driver gave him a hot slaps that he should go tell that to President Buhari and collected his remaining money…see what our driver said
Driver: When you were praying you didn’t commit my bus into the hand of God, you just preached for your own income and you didn’t even pray that our president (Mohammadu Buhari) should get tired of his seat.
Pastor: Hustle your own, am hustle my own




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Hahaha: Real live Joke on buhari and Nigeria Economy (Season 1 Ep1)



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           My Uncle’s pregnant wife was in labor since 23th  December 2016 until 26th when we noticed it was not a joke when the woman was already very weak to push , and the worst part was that the baby’s head came out since 24th December but was it struggling on how to go back to his duplex (womb) but the nurses never allowed him accomplish his plan, at the process the woman was getting more tired, the doctor want to bring out the baby by operation but a pastor came into the hospital saying that if the woman is operated that she will die and as much as the husband loved his sweet wife he believed in what the pastor said and told the doctor that they should wait for God’s time, it’s already 12:00am 27th December the woman was already in coma of which if nothing is done she will die, My Uncle being a wealthy man called his friend who own a private jet so they can take his loving wife to London so that well experienced doctors can save her life for him, it was not a joke..We entered the Jet, Wow that was Splendor’s first time he entered a jet so even if the woman dies I have achieved something from her, we took off in Enugu---------------------Ghana------------------out of Africa, I was busy enjoying myself flying in the air when I heard the baby’s cry…Thunder fire devil!!!!! I was like this baby don’t want me to know the place called London and our pilot had to take us back to Nigeria which was the worst thing that happened to that baby because all his mind was that he will grow up in London. So he spoilt the show “he didn’t grow up in London and I didn’t later go to see London city” and now we are back to Nigeria. Last Sunday me and my Uncle went to see that pastor who initially told us about  what will happen to the wife in the hospital if operated, to glorify God for his good work, The pastor prophesied to us  “that the baby was told that Nigeria is not a place to live in for now until Buhari leaves the presidential seat, that when the baby brought out his head; he perceived our present Nigeria Economy and decided never to be born in Nigeria no matter what happens except Buhari leaves and that we should not allow the baby see Buhari’s picture for any reason until he grows up” so if you are pregnant I advice to leave Nigeria before your baby finds out.


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Thursday 5 January 2017

Watch How This Woman Survives Being Crushed By A 38-Coach Train (Video)


A mother in Madhya Pradesh, India, survived what might be the most miraculous moment of her life when she and her daughter decided to slip under a stranded goods train to get across the road.
They got the shock of their lives when the train started to move just immediately they got underneath it, with the quick-thinking mother pushing her daughter out of the way.
Considering how they got no warning at all, there was no time for the 35-year-old woman to get out, so she quickly took position between the train tracks, making sure to avoid being smashed by the dangerous 38-coach freight train.

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She was there for the next three minutes, but thankfully survived the ordeal as she came out unscathed and rushed to give her young daughter a hug. The pair held each other as they cried tears of joy, thankful for the miracle of a second chance.
Who says miracles do not happen?
Watch the incredible video below;
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Prominent Prophet Bonking told a member to undress for him (VIDEO)


A Harare-based Prophet in Zimbabwe, was severely humiliated after his shenanigans with congregants were exposed on Live Radio.
Prophet Mapfumo of His Grace Ministries was in the habit of bonking church women under the disguise of prayer sessions.
Reports revealed that the cleric orders women to come for prayers with vaseline and then proceed to undress them. He would argue with the helpless women that “You undress for doctors,and why not your pastor.”
 
 
The women in most cases would have no choice but to agree to Mapfumo’s demands.
The vaseline was Mapfumo ‘s secret weapon as he would rub the women in sensitive places until they became horny resulting in the Prophet taking advantage of them.
On the fateful day, Mapfumo received a phone call From Tilda Moyo to attend her show on Star FM.
Thinking this would boost his public image, Mapfumo agreed and notified his followers to tune in, not knowing he had fallen into a trap.
Below is the audio recording from Tilda‘s show
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