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Showing posts with label Funny post. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny post. Show all posts
Friday 31 March 2017
Wednesday 8 March 2017
Tuesday 28 February 2017
Splensiziates: see the funniest picture of the day
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Wednesday 18 January 2017
Chai! See The Crazy Picture A Girl Posted On Social Media
An unnamed young lady is currently trending on social media after sharing a questionable picture of herself online.
Saturday 14 January 2017
New yr amkeup: See the makeup a girl was wearing on her boyfriend's matriculation in UNILAG
The above photo which shows a young lady wearing a rather weird makeup on her face, has ended up causing a stir on social media.
Although the makeup was generally good enough, her eyebrow were exaggeratedly done with careless abadon across her face. The dark lines were, in fact, drawn right into the sides of her head.
The photo which has since gone viral, was reportedly taken at the matriculation ceremony held at the University of Lagos, UNILAG.
Social medial users have since talked about the photo with many people labeling the young woman a novice in the art of making up.
Others however insisted that she perhaps wanted to create a new trend and gain some attention on social media.
What do you think avout her makeup?
Friday 6 January 2017
The Driver and the pastor
As i was in a bus yesterday going
to Enugu from Oji-River local Government in Enugu state, our driver stopped at
Night-Mile to complete his bus, he saw a pastor going to Enugu…
Driver: Oga where
are you going to?
Pastor: Am going
to Enugu.
Driver: Open the
door and enter.
Pastor: You don’t
have a conductor?
Driver: hmmm...for
this January?...do have still have Assistant pastor in your church?
Pastor: Abeg,
let’s start going.
Driver: Na you
first ask o.
Then the driver reaches half way to Enugu, Then;
Pastor: Driver
how much are you collecting from that place you picked me to Enugu.
Driver: We
collect #150
Pastor: I don’t have
such money with me here, what I use to pay before is #70 but I will give you
#100 and that’s all I have here for now.
Driver: hmmm
We reach at a point, the pastor started; pre….pre…praise the
living God, we echo Hallelujah in a loud voice, then the driver looked at us and
node his head with no joy,
The pastor preached about Cultivating in God’s vineyard so
that God will do a great thing in your life…then after that he prayed when we
were already at the last bus –stop.
Driver: This is
my last bus-stop, who has not given me his money in this bus.
All of us had paid from the main park remaining the past we
picked along.
Driver: Pastor where
is your money?
Pastor: driver
calm down, here is your money.
Driver: wait o...how
much is this, you are giving me #100.
Hahaha the driver jumped out met the pastor, and asked for
the remaining money the pastor told him that was all he could give at the moment.
Our driver gave him a hot slaps that he should go tell that to President
Buhari and collected his remaining
money…see what our driver said
Driver: When you
were praying you didn’t commit my bus into the hand of God, you just preached
for your own income and you didn’t even pray that our president (Mohammadu Buhari)
should get tired of his seat.
Pastor: Hustle
your own, am hustle my own
Hahaha: Real live Joke on buhari and Nigeria Economy (Season 1 Ep1)
· 
My Uncle’s pregnant wife was in labor since
23th December 2016 until 26th
when we noticed it was not a joke when the woman was already very weak to push ,
and the worst part was that the baby’s head came out since 24th
December but was it struggling on how to go back to his duplex (womb) but the
nurses never allowed him accomplish his plan, at the process the woman was
getting more tired, the doctor want to bring out the baby by operation but a
pastor came into the hospital saying that if the woman is operated that she
will die and as much as the husband loved his sweet wife he believed in what
the pastor said and told the doctor that they should wait for God’s time, it’s
already 12:00am 27th December the woman was already in coma of which
if nothing is done she will die, My Uncle being a wealthy man called his friend
who own a private jet so they can take his loving wife to London so that well
experienced doctors can save her life for him, it was not a joke..We entered
the Jet, Wow that was Splendor’s first time he entered
a jet so even if the woman dies I have achieved something from her, we
took off in Enugu---------------------Ghana------------------out of Africa, I
was busy enjoying myself flying in the air when I heard the baby’s cry…Thunder fire devil!!!!! I was like this baby don’t
want me to know the place called London and our pilot had to take us back to
Nigeria which was the worst thing that happened to that baby because all his
mind was that he will grow up in London. So he spoilt the show “he didn’t grow
up in London and I didn’t later go to see London city” and now we are back to
Nigeria. Last Sunday me and my Uncle went to see that pastor who initially told
us about what will happen to the wife in
the hospital if operated, to glorify God for his good work, The pastor prophesied to us
“that the baby was told that Nigeria is not a place to
live in for now until Buhari leaves the presidential seat, that when the baby
brought out his head; he perceived our present Nigeria Economy and decided
never to be born in Nigeria no matter what happens except Buhari leaves and
that we should not allow the baby see Buhari’s picture for any reason until he
grows up” so if you are pregnant I advice to leave Nigeria
before your baby finds out.
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