una welcome to to anoda episode of "splensizy Aproko Daily Recap" on the news today ,is your favorite boy,no 1 splensizy aproko aka

 Don jazzy accountant,aka cuteboi aka rugged guy

Our headlines today na:

1.i don show una waiting i get 4 times since 1974

2.civil servants lazy n dem dey corrupt-president buhari

3.Govanors n ministers must show waitin dem get-pres. buhari

4.dem don talk say any kidnappers wey dem catch na to kpof am 4 cross
river

5.shuuuuu! woman born slippers for bauchi


oya d tori in full

1.i don show una waiting i get 4 times since 1974


our presido dey talk on monday for accra,Ghana as him dey tell all dis news
people say him don tell us waitin him get four times since 1975
n him dey even challange d newsmen say make dem go shine deir eye
well for waitin him get..
him even dey tell d news people say make dem use d law dey dey ground take
find out about waiting him get..
he talk say "i remember dat year [1975]wey late Murtala mohammed na head of
state, dem tell us make we line up dey for corridor- both governors,ministers,
members of supreme military council and both d ogas of justice all of us
show n talk waiting we get one by one
so from now both governors,ministers,permanent secretaries must show us waitin dem get..

for d full tori incase u wan hear waitin he talk again make u press here
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2.civil servants lazy n dem dey corrupt-president buhari

lolzzz una see as him do him mouth for d foto wey dey up??na him make am i like d man
dis go show una say him no get tyme o n him no dey look anybody face
oya make i yan una d tori.......
our presido as una know wen him name na presido muhammadu buhari
talk say the civil service get hand for d low productivity and d corruption
wey dey we 9ja..
buhari, wey him vice represent prof. yemi osinbanjo for the party
wey dem host for d capacity building programme wey dem name "structured
mandatory Assessment based Training programme and leadership enhancement
and development programme" wey dem do becos of public servants
make una read d full tori here o omo him grammar too much

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3.Govanors n ministers must show waitin dem get-pres. buhari

presido don talk say both Governors, ministers and top civil servant must show n talk
waiting dem get..
the presido wey tell us waiting him get lastweek don challenge dem for ghana yesterday
where him go do one day work as him reach deir presido crib
make una read full tori here

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4.dem don talk say any kidnappers wey dem catch na to kpof am 4 cross
river

the cross river state Goernor prof ben ayade don sign am for law bill say
any kidnappers wey dem catch for the state na death dem go face..
this law wey him sign na one of d 10 laws wen him don sign for d state executive
chambers wey d speaker and d members for d state house of assembly, the chairmo
of {PDP} for d state and d secretary to d state government don witness....
for d complete tori make u press here

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5.shuuuuu! woman born slippers for bauchi

according to waiting i hear say NTA report talk, dem say 25 years AMINA USMAN wey neva
get any qwata 4 belle say dem rush her go d Azare Generl hospital becos say shey
dey complain say something dey waka for here belle...as dem reach d hospital na so
d oga for d nurse dem give her medicine so dat d pain go reduce according to waiting
d oga for nurse still yan she say as small time go after dem don tell her say she fit
go na so him call am say she don born slippers...lolzzz i no fit laf..
make una no vex o d tin funny o......
oya make una see d video incase una tink say i dey lie
make u download d video for here
download video
na so we see am oo...

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After Secret Meeting With Governors, Buhari Set To End Fight With Tinubu

 
The prolonged cold war between President Muhammadu Buhari and his erstwhile close political associate and South-West political strongman, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, may soon come to an end.
Reliable sources within the party told SUNDAY PUNCH during the week that the two sides began planning to bury the hatchet during a recent meeting that President Buhari held with some of Tinubu’s loyalists in Aso Rock.
The President had met with the trio of Osun State Governor, Rauf Aregbesola, former Osun governor, Chief Bisi Akande, and Senator Olusola Adeyeye last week Sunday. The sources also said both parties agreed that the President needed to take some confidence-boosting measures to restore Tinubu’s faith in him.

The two men reportedly fell out following what Tinubu and his loyalists saw as attempts to diminish his contributions to President Buhari’s victory at the 2015 poll and erode his political capital in his South-West base. Some supporters of the former governor had also complained that the President rejected Tinubu’s ministerial nominees, and worked against the ex-Lagos governor’s candidates in the Kogi elections and Ondo governorship primary, among other ills.
A reliable source who was privy to the events that culminated in the meeting said its seeds were planted during President Buhari’s three-day state visit to Germany. Prior to that time, Buhari and Tinubu had not had any private communication in a while. But the source said the President contacted Akande, who is one of Tinubu’s closest associates and a former Interim Chairman of the APC, asking him to see him in Aso Rock.
The President’s call reportedly came barely 48 hours after the controversial interview the President’s wife, Aisha, granted the British Broadcasting Corporation. In the interview which went viral, the president’s wife accused her husband of neglecting those who helped him to power in 2015. Mrs. Buhari also threatened not to support her husband in 2019 if the President did not change tack.
Sources said although both men’s relationship began to sour almost as soon as Buhari won the election, it deteriorated when Professor John Paden, in his book titled ‘Muhammadu Buhari: Challenges of Leadership,’ claimed that Tinubu was against the emergence of Prof. Yemi Osinbajo as Vice President.  Both Buhari and Tinubu were present at the book launch.
Insiders say this did not go down well with Tinubu and his men, as the All Progressives Congress national leader’s camp saw it as yet another attempt by the President and his men to reduce his contributions to the emergence of the APC government and also rewrite history.
Shortly after, Tinubu in a scathing open letter asked the National Chairman of the APC, Chief John Odigie-Oyegun, to step down, after alleging that the chairman doctored results of the Ondo State APC governorship primary. Odigie-Oyegun, a former Edo State governor, who had been cautious in his initial response to Tinubu’s letter, paid a visit to Buhari in Aso Rock and thereafter launched an attack on Tinubu, describing his letter as ‘reckless.’
Seeing that he was fast losing at the centre, the APC chieftain, popularly known as the Jagaban (of Borgu), started reaching out to his political foes in the South-West in order to consolidate his influence in the region. With several meetings held, Tinubu’s most vocal critics such as Governor Ayo Fayose of Ekiti State, Chief Ayo Adebanjo, Sir Olanihun Ajayi, among others, began to drum up support for him publicly.
A source in the presidency told our correspondent that Akande, who cut short his trip abroad to see the President, did not mince words during the meeting.
The source, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said Akande told Buhari that despite the roles Tinubu and the South-West played in making him President, he had relegated the APC national leader and the region.
The source said, “Baba Akande told the President that they were not happy with him. He told Buhari that apart from not giving Tinubu sufficient consideration during the ministerial appointments, everything that played out in the Kogi and Ondo elections showed that the President was supporting Asiwaju’s enemies.
“Baba also said Paden’s book was a major slight and that they believed the President was aware of the content of the book before it went public. He further said some of the people around Buhari were hell-bent on ensuring that the President and Tinubu became enemies because of what they would gain from the crisis.”
The source stated that Buhari countered that he was unhappy with the acrimony in the ruling party and that he had tried to be fair to all parties. But Akande was said to have disagreed with the President in his response, and cited further examples.
SUNDAY PUNCH further gathered that Akande told the President to take practical steps to show that he was not fighting Tinubu and the South-West. While listing their demands, Akande and others told him that they needed to see more representation of those that helped him to power during the next cabinet reshuffle.
There have been reports that a cabinet change is imminent.
Akande, who travelled abroad after the meeting with Buhari, could not be reached for comments, but a top APC member close to him confirmed details of the meeting, saying, “They want Buhari to accept Tinubu’s list when he makes changes in his cabinet. They specifically told him that they are only in support of one of the South-West ministers in his cabinet. They also asked him to get the party leadership to hold the National Executive Council meetings regularly while also facilitating the constitution of the party’s board of trustees.”
A source close to the South-West leadership of the party disclosed to one of our correspondents that Akande and Aregbesola had met at the former’s residence in Ila-Orangun two Wednesdays ago before meeting the President.
Akande had been honoured by the Catholic Diocese in Otan-Ayegbaju, Osun State, where a school was inaugurated in his name. The late mother of a former Governor of Osun State, Prince Olagunsoye Oyinlola, who hailed from Otan-Ayegbaju, was also honoured by the church, which inaugurated a multipurpose hall in her honour.
APC leaders, members and supporters, including Aregbesola, who thronged the venue of the ceremony, accompanied Akande to Ila-Orangun as a mark of respect.
It was gathered that Aregbesola and Akande held a meeting at Akande’s residence, where they discussed the face-off between Buhari and Tinubu.
The source said, “We were at Otan-Ayegbaji together. We later accompanied Baba Akande to Ila-Orangun after the Otan-Ayegbaju ceremony. When we got to Ila-Orangun, both the governor and Baba Akande went inside for a very long time. I’m sure that was where the decision to intervene in the matter was taken.
“When they met Buhari, they complained about the marginalisation of Tinubu’s men. At the meeting, Aregbesola said they (Tinubu loyalists) were not out to fight Buhari, but that the President should consider the Tinubu group in terms of appointments.
“Buhari told them that he was not out to undermine Tinubu’s group and that things would change in the coming days.”
The Senior Special Assistant to the President on Media and Publicity, Garba Shehu, in an interview with one of our correspondents, said he was not aware of what transpired during the meeting between the President and the APC chieftains.
He said, “I am not aware of what was discussed with the President in the said meeting. As a matter of fact, it is not the nature of the President to disclose what people discuss with him in confidence during meetings.”

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Dr. Ngozi-Okonjo Iweala appointed board member of Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank

 Former Nigeria's Minister of Finance, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala has been appointed a member of the international advisory panel of Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank (AIIB), a multilateral Development bank set up on December 25, 2015, with an initial capital of$100billion, one million shares and an initial paid-up capital of $20 billion.

A statement issued at the weekend by AIIB Senior Communication Officer, Mr Song Liya said Okonjo-Iweala would join 10 other key persons on the panel.

"The panel provides impartial, objective and independent advice to the President, allowing the Bank to benefit from the international experience and expertise of panel members,"

The AIIB President, Jin Liquin also said the panel members would advise the Bank on the development of its strategy.

"It is a great honour to convene such an experienced and diverse group of international leaders to advise on the development of the Bank's strategy," Jin said

"I have no doubt that the advice the panel provides will help shape the development of the Bank in the years ahead. I could not ask for a better group of ambassadors to help promote our new Bank to the world," he added.

 

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Eranko!! Doctors Uses Saw To Cut Bolt Stuck On A Man’s P*nis While Having S*x With The Bolt (Grapic Photos)

A man has landed in trouble after his p*nis stuck in a ring while using the object for his sexual satisfaction.
Doctors in Bangkok, Thailand have saved a man’s life after his p*nis stuck in a metal c*** ring he was using for s*x. Dostos rallied round and used bolt cutters to remove the ring.
The man has now been saved after emergency services had to be called in to take him to the nearest hospital in the area. Horrifying images show the 2ft long boltcutters and a hacksaw used to cut off the small ring.

C*** rings are s*x toys used by men who want to maintain erections. Jakchai Banyensakul shared the photos on his Facebook.
A volunteer rescue worker Jack Bansakul said is quoted as saying: “The man put the metal alloy ring on his penis for some kind of sex game at home.
“I’m not sure if it was one he’d bought from a shop or something he found in the garage.
“But he hadn’t measured himself properly and when his penis expanded he could not remove it.
“He was very worried and in a lot of discomfort,” he continued.
“He called the emergency services and volunteer rescue workers had to take him to hospital. He was in so much pain he couldn’t get there himself.
“The doctors used lubrication to try and slide the ring off but it was still stuck.
“They had to use a saw and pliers to stretch the ring and then pull it off,” Jack added.
“He was very sore afterwards and a bit embarrassed but thankful to still be able to use his penis properly.”
I can bet he won’t dare try anything stupid for the rest of his life.

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