As i was in a bus yesterday going
to Enugu from Oji-River local Government in Enugu state, our driver stopped at
Night-Mile to complete his bus, he saw a pastor going to Enugu…
Driver: Oga where
are you going to?
Pastor: Am going
to Enugu.
Driver: Open the
door and enter.
Pastor: You don’t
have a conductor?
Driver: hmmm...for
this January?...do have still have Assistant pastor in your church?
Pastor: Abeg,
let’s start going.
Driver: Na you
first ask o.
Then the driver reaches half way to Enugu, Then;
Pastor: Driver
how much are you collecting from that place you picked me to Enugu.
Driver: We
collect #150
Pastor: I don’t have
such money with me here, what I use to pay before is #70 but I will give you
#100 and that’s all I have here for now.
Driver: hmmm
We reach at a point, the pastor started; pre….pre…praise the
living God, we echo Hallelujah in a loud voice, then the driver looked at us and
node his head with no joy,
The pastor preached about Cultivating in God’s vineyard so
that God will do a great thing in your life…then after that he prayed when we
were already at the last bus –stop.
Driver: This is
my last bus-stop, who has not given me his money in this bus.
All of us had paid from the main park remaining the past we
picked along.
Driver: Pastor where
is your money?
Pastor: driver
calm down, here is your money.
Driver: wait o...how
much is this, you are giving me #100.
Hahaha the driver jumped out met the pastor, and asked for
the remaining money the pastor told him that was all he could give at the moment.
Our driver gave him a hot slaps that he should go tell that to President
Buhari and collected his remaining
money…see what our driver said
Driver: When you
were praying you didn’t commit my bus into the hand of God, you just preached
for your own income and you didn’t even pray that our president (Mohammadu Buhari)
should get tired of his seat.
Pastor: Hustle
your own, am hustle my own
